In his latest public service announcement, Hemp Seed says:
Yo yo yo! Listen up!
Hemp seeds are high in protein.
They contain essential fatty acids, including omega-3 and omega-6.
Snack 'em if you got 'em.
While he may not be as edgy or famous as his Cannabis cousins, Hemp Seed is just as good at making "special" snacks, including brownies, pizza kale chips, smoothies, and pancakes!
P.S. Initially the producers wanted Hemp Seed to throw in another "yo" after "Snack 'em if you got 'em," but Hemp Seed refused on the grounds that it was classless and detracted from the message. Go figure.