Popped Collard Green entered our life by way of @sirrice, and we can't let him go.
Never one to risk a chilly breeze, Mr. Green wears not one but two pastel-colored popped collars. Forever stuck in a state of college dude, Popped Collard is always ready for a game of beer pong (a.k.a. Beirut) in his fraternity's basement.
In the past, Popped Collard Green was cute, clever, and creative. Today, he's less of these things.
P.S. Check out this cuter take on Collard Greens.